I always had this weird idea to, one day, have a lunch consisting of stuff from a convenience store. Whether it’s an AMPM, 7-Eleven, or anything similar, it’s always been an idea. Strange, I know. I guess it’s because when I was a little bastard and whenever my parents would have to run into a convenience store for whatever reason, they’d always offer to get me a snack, drink, or, what I considered a holy grail at the time, a burger. I considered it a real treat then, so I immediately felt, “This is something that can’t be beat.”

Fast forward to now, though, and I am more than willing to admit that I was an odd kid. Afterall, I DID say in an earlier post that I re-enacted The Cable Guy with power ranger action figures. But anyway, I was out of my mind for thinking that convenience store food is the holy grail. While a bag of chips or something from there may be fine for a quick snack, the idea of having a full meal with nothing but convenience store foods is extremely laughable. Not to mention, somewhat unhealthy and barf-a-rific.

So you’re probably wondering, “Why did you share this us? What made you think it was a good idea to write about this?” Well, it was when I had grabbed the mail yesterday and found AMPM coupons. It was just one of those things that reminded me, “Oh right, I was a total nutcase then.” Woulda’ written a post about this last night, but I was more tired than I thought and ended up spending the rest of my night on Twitch.

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*Also, forgive me for using what seems like a corny title for the post. I simply couldn’t resist.