I feel like I could use a hot beverage right now. It’s not just the winter season creeping around the corner, I really like hot beverages. I’ve even had some in the summer. Hot tea, hot cocoa, even hot coffee. I don’t have coffee anymore, but still the thing is that I’ve had hot beverages in hot weather. And yes, I’ve even had cold beverages in the winter season. My mother thought it was weird when I was getting those Frosties from Wendy’s during the Christmas season a while back, but I didn’t think it was weird. After all, I’m the one who was drinking them and I kept this going. All I knew was that I liked them. Sure there’s a bit of a mystery behind what they really are, but ya know… if it tastes good, it’ll sell. You could say that about anything in the fast food world.
Of course, I prefer not to have it as much. Fast food, that is. Occasionally I’ll treat myself, but for the most part I prefer homemade food. There’s a certain comfort from eating something fresh and made in the kitchen, it’s like laying down on something that doesn’t have anything living and is made from all-natural grown cotton. Man, those cotton fields are endless. I remember my school bus would always pass what felt like miles and miles of endless fields. I don’t think they were cotton, but for all I know they might’ve been.
If not, then it was a crap-load of food. Maybe corn. Or maybe carrots. Potatoes perhaps? Actually, let’s go back to the idea of it being corn. Why? Because crop circles, that’s why! And why crop circles? Because aliens! I’ve never seen any alien ships out here, but since I haven’t gone by those roads & fields in quite some time, I like to think that if it is corn, it has grown and surely there’s been a space ship that has landed on the fields and crushed much of the corn. Thank you, aliens. I was in the mood for crushed corn and now my craving will be satisfied.
Well there ya go, I feel like having not only a hot beverage, but also corn. I already had dinner, but I suppose I could do something totally different and have a cold beverage. Not quite a frosty, but a milkshake. And yes, before you say the reference I know you want to make, I’m sure it will bring all the boys to the yard.
But what if those boys are actually aliens from that spaceship? Maybe they’ll try to stop me from drinking the milkshake and, instead, get me to have the hot beverage that I should be having. Wouldn’t that be weird? And I bet if I refuse to do that, they would take me onto their craft and I’d be experiencing something similar to that scene from Fire in the Sky.
Yeah… this would be pretty terrifying. Let’s change the subject.
You ever see Timecop? I watched that not long ago and had a few thoughts and questions. They weren’t the same as the thoughts and questions I had when I saw the Stallone version of Judge Dredd, but more like the thoughts and questions I had when I had watched Son of the Mask. And when I say that, I mean that these thoughts and questions revolved around creative choices, select story elements, and questionable CGI. Oh yeah, and Jean Claude Van Damme’s hair.
Heck, just thinkin’ about it makes me wanna review it. The movie, that is. Not Van Damme’s hair. Although it would be funny to rate his hairstyles throughout his film career. Come to think of it, that would be a funny concept for a blog. Feel free to use it, I’m not going to do it. I mean sure, I just thought of it, but I’d love to see what someone else would bring to this topic. Rate his hair with a funny rating system. Think specific… think unique… but maybe consider using a different but similar action star. Michael Dudikoff, maybe?
I’m just sayin’ that a lot of times in movies, Van Damme always had the same short hair in a majority of his films (Timecop and Hard Target being exceptions, of course). So yeah, do someone else. And while at it, let’s put Timecop back onto the shelf and revisit it later when I want to find the “holy trinity” of cheesy-but-fun 90’s sci-fi films.
Yeah that’s a thing, I often wonder what the “holy trinity” of cheesy sci-fi 90’s films would be. Judge Dredd would have to be one, Timecop would be another, but what of the third one? Any ideas?
I feel like I could use that drink now, this is just going to give me a headache if I think about it any longer. And the last thing I want is to drive myself mad to the point where I turn into that weird blobby thing at the end of Timecop and melt away into nothingness. What was with that anyway? First time I saw that, I was so gobsmacked laughed hysterically as I tried to think what the hell I just saw. I can’t be the only one who thought that. I mean… just wow.
Urge to take Tylenol is rising. Anyway, think about this and suggest any ideas on what you think that “holy trinity” of cheesy fun 90’s sci-fi/action movies would be.
So until next time, always remember to never ever run into yourself when time traveling into the past. It just won’t end well. And the CG won’t hold up well. At all. See ya next time! o/
Kasey Lewis - Actor, Writer, Creator 
