Call me crazy, but I think a fan in my room is gradually shrinking. At least, it looks that way. I could’ve sworn it was taller, and yet it’s only up to my waist. For a little reference, I’m 5’8”. Also, the fan doesn’t have an adjustable height. Yet it looks short and continues to look shorter every time I look at it.

Maybe it’s just the heat talking. I’ve been feeling exhausted, and yet I’m staying inside and am able to keep cool for the most part because of that fan. So is it really the heat talking, or is the fan actually shrinking and was that just something the company just didn’t put on the packaging?

Heh, I like this idea. What if any company made something that gradually changed in size and didn’t advertise this on the packaging? And, for added fun, let’s pretend this happened to refrigerators. Imagine the awkwardness and panic you feel when you eventually realize that you’re not cooking large amounts of food and, instead, have something not of this world.

Yeah, it would definitely have to be made of something never seen on planet Earth. Imagine if some scenario happens where another substance lands on Earth and scientists realize they can make something that shrinks. I feel like they’d want to create novelty items that people would use as pranks. Just like how there’s that disappearing ink, or whoopie cushions.

Hey, I like this idea that those silly items could be from other planets. Not just because of the fact that it’d feel like something out of a Far Side comic strip, but also because it’d imply that the universe is somehow sentient and has a sense of humor. Come to think of it, that’d explain the hilarity surrounding Uranus and cosmic clouds that might serve as homes to astral entities that have astral intercourse.

Dear lord, let’s not go there. The last think I need is for this entry to catch the attention of those horny bots that scan the web looking for a good time. I’ve gotten crazy enough “requests” from cam girls that end up in my junk folder, I don’t wanna think about what could come about as a result of me typing more about sex in the universe. I don’t care how funny a porn parody of Battlestar Galactica or Jason of Star Command might be, I’m not going to touch on this further.

 

 

New subject thingy… who here likes pizza? I feel like it’s the perfect kind of food to plan on having over the weekend. Whether you have a party and invite friends over to have pizza, or have it all to yourself while you watch movies or play video games, it’s sure to be one fun time.

Since I’m a 90’s kid, I always wanna watch something with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles whenever I have pizza. I also think about parties I’ve been to where pizza was involved. I even think about other TV shows and movies where someone has eaten pizza. And I also think of these commercials with Mr. Pizza Head. Remember those? Here’s one of my all-time favourites.

Yeah, now I feel like having some. I was close to ordering a pizza for dinner, but ended up having steak because you can’t turn down a good steak. Unless of course you’re a vegan, though I hear that TVP steaks are quite scrumptious.

Huh… I don’t think I’ve ever typed scrumptious before. It doesn’t even sound like something I’d type. But hey, it’s better than typing that thing about astral intercourse.

Great, there I go again.

Yeah… I’m startin’ to think that maybe I should’ve gotten pizza. Sure, the steak was good, and I love a good steak; but I’m wondering if satisfying my craving for pizza would’ve kept me from thinking about these crazy things. That’s gotta be a thing, right?

It’s gotta be a thing. If you deprive yourself of your favourite food cravings, you’re bound to think about astral erotica. So take this advice and share it with your friends. Have pizza, or you just might enter an existential crisis or wind up like me.

Talk about a self burn. Heh heh. See ya next week everyone! o/